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BL20-🎄CLXX👁 – Street View – Google’s COVID-19 Solution

What happens when 295,000 people want a nice pub in Cookstown?

They find my photos in Street View….

Decent response

and there are more in that range…

Google Maps is what EVERYONE uses to find new places to visit.

OK, not QUITE everyone!

BL20-🎄C💩e2 – Silly cop tricks

https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/25/cops-interrogate-black-man-for-having-too-many-credit-cards/?fbclid=IwAR2wM89cgYf5PnENZgIH–u__GGzmVgakCig74DrpX8HQVgeHvXc4IxckZo

TEXAS COPS INTERROGATE BLACK MAN AT ATM …Prove Credit Cards Are Yours!!!

6:07 PM PT — Police say the officers were approached by a patron in the convenience store who was in line behind the man at the ATM and found it suspicious his transactions kept being denied.

In the video, the man explains he forgot his pin number because he had so many cards. Police say the entire interaction lasted 6 minutes and they are happy to discuss the incident with the man.

Pulling out money from an ATM in a Texas suburb was all it took for this black man to be cornered and interrogated by white police officers, who thought he had too many credit cards.

The incident went down recently at a gas station in Burleson, a suburb of Fort Worth, and video shows one of the officers asking the man to prove the numerous cards in his wallet are his.

The guy explains he’s in a rush to help his wife, whose car he says had broken down, but police make him slowly cycle through all the credit cards in his wallet so they can match the names on the cards to his ID.

The man wonders why cops are making a big fuss, and one officer tells him someone in the store thought he was acting suspiciously.

At one point, the officer outrageously asks the man how he ended up in the suburb and everything checks out in the end … but now the guy is saying the entire interaction was racist.

Hard to argue.

We reached out to the Burleson Police Department … so far, no word back.

Originally Published — 5:19 PM PT

BL20-🎄C💩e1 – Silly cop tricks

TEXAS COPSSLAM MAN’S HEAD INTO CURB …Put Knee On His Head

https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/25/police-slam-man-head-into-curb-arrest/

Police in Texas slammed a man’s forehead into a curb during a bloody arrest … and cops also had an elbow and knee pinned on his head.

The violent altercation with cops in Beaumont, Texas was caught on camera, with bystanders screaming in horror as multiple police officers flip the man off his stomach, causing his head to smash into the concrete curb in the middle of a parking lot.

BL20-CCC🎱 – The Crown’s case crumbles aka “Fly Attorney General Airlines!”

You, society…the “public interest” should sleep better now I’ve been punished for emailing police for help. It takes a lot of money to fuel a court system such as ours and yet when the results are in we get such a Big Bang for the buck.

Judges affirm the public was well served to have me stay home during COVID-19 so I could get in more computer time. I suggested confining a criminal to 60 straight days to the scene of the crime may cause more trouble than it fixes, but, no, they feel that is an appropriate punishment.

THIS email was my crime, this VERY email to police

This email got me 60 days house arrest

Luckily I was not the balcony rapist, or I’d be serving my time on your balcony. If I’d known years ago I could be sentenced to 60 days at my last crime scene I’d have broken into Scaramouche years ago!

The Crown has a problem. They know my last arrest was based on Crown Greg Elders refusal to follow orders from two superior justices November and December. If he had done what he was told, there would be NO “not to mention” term to violate. And June 3 J Dawe AGAIN told the crown the term was illegal and STILL they do nothing.. they just ignored a third order by the Superior court.

Crowns succeed one case of four. And still get paid weekly, and a juicy pension. They have jobs for life. Their boss, the Atty General. guarantees that in writing. He writes in every manual, “Even if you do not follow these rules I will support whatever decision you make on your own, your guess is as god as ours, anyways!”

In related news, the Attorney General is now supplying pilots to the embattled airline industry. There its a glut of both planes AND pilots, so the AG figures to correct that by reducing supplies of both. 3 out of 4 flights will crash, taking out just ONE plane but TWO pilots, Oversupply problem solved! You can fly safely now! Well, either you OR one of your three buddies will.

If your family of four needs to fly, take 4 different flights. Statistically, at least one of you will arrive. If you fly together you are ALL 75% sure to die. Better to leave an executor alive.

BL20-CCCViii- Silly cop tricks

WITNESSES AND SUSPECT SOUGHT AFTER HATE-MOTIVATED INCIDENT IN THE TOWN OF AURORA 

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Wait until the plowmophobes get to it!

Posted on Friday August 21, 2020

Investigators with the York Regional Police Hate Crime Unit and the #1 District Criminal Investigations Bureau are appealing for witnesses after a hate-motivated incident in the Town of Aurora.

On Friday, August 21, 2020, York Regional Police received a report from staff with the Town of Aurora regarding a suspected hate crime incident following the unveiling of the new rainbow crosswalk located at Yonge Street and Wellington Road. Officers learned that just before midnight on Thursday, August 20, 2020, a pick-up truck drove over the crosswalk and left black tire skid marks over the rainbow area then returned a short time later and left some more. Investigators believe that the marks were done intentionally and this is being investigated as a hate-motivated incident.

SUSPECT VEHICLE:

  • Light coloured pick-up truck

Investigators are asking any witnesses, anyone with information or anyone with dashcam or video surveillance footage in that area, to please come forward.

York Regional Police does not tolerate hate crime in any form. Those who victimize individuals based on race, national or ethnic origin, language, colour, religion, age, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity or mental or physical disability will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Anyone with information can contact the York Regional Police #1 District Criminal Investigation Bureau at 1-866-876-5423, ext. 7141, Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS, leave an anonymous tip online at www.1800222tips.com.

BL20-CCCVii- Silly cop tricks

Click this:… hhttps://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/montreal-police-officer-lost-wallet-suspension_ca_5f29c716c5b6a34284c08886

MONTREAL — A Montreal police officer with a bizarre definition of a good deed was suspended without pay for three days after entering a family’s home “without any right” in the middle of the night to return a lost wallet. 

The series of events detailed in a recent decision from Quebec’s police ethics committee is downright bizarre. 

Officer Ghyslain Lavoie entered a house where lawyer Yves Gratton, his partner and their three children were sleeping, just before 2 a.m. on Aug 22, 2017. He was trying to return Mr Gratton’s daughter’s lost wallet, which had been found and turned in to police days earlier.

Gratton is a legal aid defence lawyer who has been practising in Quebec since 1993. A few days after the events, he filed a complaint with the police ethics commissioner, the provincial office which examines complaints filed against police officers, wildlife protection officers, special constables, highway controllers and UPAC investigators who may have violated its code of conduct.

Lavoie, who stated in his deposition he wasn’t aware of Gratton’s profession, went to great lengths to return the lost wallet. When it was given to him by a citizen who had found it, on Aug. 20, the police officer visited an address he found for the owner. When nobody answered the door, he decided to visit another address listed on the documents: Gratton’s home.

Lavoie knocked on the door of the Gratton family’s home around 3:22 a.m on the night of Aug. 21, according to an account of events endorsed by both parties. Nobody answered. He tried calling Gratton’s partner’s phone, but no one picked up. He couldn’t leave a message because her voicemail was full, the committee’s decision notes.

But Lavoie wasn’t ready to throw the towel. When he was back at work the following night, the officer returned to Gratton’s home with his partner, officer Milena Maturana. Around 1:46 a.m., Maturana rang the doorbell. Again, nobody answered.

Meanwhile, Lavoie inspected the car parked in the driveway and noticed it was left unlocked. The officer then took out another wallet left on the passenger seat of the vehicle “wanting to prevent a theft,” administrative documents state.

Determined to return the wallets to their owners, Lavoie went around the house to the back door, which was also unlocked. After knocking and ringing the doorbell multiple times, he entered the house.

“In his deposition, he mentioned entering to check if there had been a theft or if someone needed assistance,” the committee noted in its decision.

Awoken by Lavoie’s repeated calls of “Hello? Police,” Gratton got out of bed and came face to face with Lavoie, who was climbing the stairs to the first floor.

“He sees a police officer in uniform in his home, who is shining a flashlight towards him,” the committee wrote.  Maturana is still downstairs.

After a short conversation with Gratton, Lavoie handed him the wallets and cautioned him to always lock his door “for his safety.” The police officers then left the residence.

A few minutes later, Gratton called 911 to complain about the intervention. He filed an official ethics complaint against both officers on Sept. 1. 

Three days suspension

Lavoie, who has  never violated the police force’s code of conduct in his 26 years of service, admitted he had searched the lawyer’s car without having the right to do so. He also conceded that he shouldn’t have entered the home, “since he didn’t have any power or motive allowing him to enter in this space when the expectation of privacy is high.”

In light of this, the committee accepted the parties’ joint recommendation to give him a three-day suspension without pay. Maturana wasn’t sanctioned because the investigation determined Lavoie spearheaded the intervention.

BL20-CCC❻ – The “Bobotomy”… Progress!

I know they took so little material away from me in my efforts to “go clear” like John Travolta and Tom Cruise, but my outlook has improved greatly already. It is if a veil of darkness and confusion was lifted.

I no longer see doom and gloom wherever I look.

I should have asked for this a long time ago, but, to be honest, when the courts started threatening me with mental assessments I figured they would follow through so why should I bother doing anything myself?

Now I know it is always better to just do it yourself and not wait for the courts.

“They” say they got about half the job completed yesterday. And until I consent to go back for the complete rework I may STILL get frustrated and confused by what I am facing.

If you all can be patient, I’ll be a patient as well and undergo the life-altering laser second time at least. More if they need it.

Could all of my arrests have been prevented by a Bobotomy?

I cannot quite see that, but then again I have been unable to see a lot of things clearly.

if I could get a few non-arrested months under my belt, we will all know it works for good… maybe.

BL20-CCCV- Silly/Nice cop tricks

Click this:…

https://www.yorkregion.com/community-story/10142033-newmarket-s-bikesports-york-police-association-replace-bike-stolen-from-11-year-old-boy/?fbclid=iwar3_2ij2dwtwrfgj_sj2d2qib5jd_c0ip4j5jags_xn0szg10empce_r–c

It’s a “feel good story” police create now and again.

Forgive me if I am not feeilng QUITE as “good” as others who read it.

The nice young man got a new bike after reporting a crime.

June 4, 2017 I reported a crime. The officers got together and arrested me.

With no criminal history or even police contact, I was arrested for complaining about being assaulted.

I think there may be a colour bias involved… I’m a pale, very white, very old man. The kid was cute and likely crying his eyes out.

A kid and his bicycle make much better newspaper photos than a pale skinned 71 year old assault victim. Age matters it seems.

If police would be consistent, I think people could handle it. If they had some kind of instruction book they could all follow, we would get treated the same.

Instead, the Criminal Code as a book is treated by police like a Speed Sign in Quebec… as “Merely a Suggestion!”

And so, I NOW have 7 arrests, 14 days in prison and 27 charges and I have paid lawyers $44,000 iNSTEAD of getting a free bicycle.

But tell the little boy that any one cop and a buddy can each make $400 for 8 hours just sitting still, playing Candy Crush while they both are “guarding ” a convict they can convince to have a heart attack.

Which they did December 6, 2019.

In the court cells they roughed me up a bit and left me in a cell. I had a heart attack.

Over the next 3 days, 18 cops made $400 each flirting with nurse making sure a 71 year heart patient did not bring keys for 3 chains holding him to a bed.

$7,200 the 12 cops could have shared with the “Give a kid a free bike!” promo run by the Police Association. They could have bought 18 bicycles.

The kid got a great deal. normally 4 tickets are required. And points,

BL20-🎄CCC4 – The “Bobotomy” is complete, a bare minimum of cellular matter was removed.

BL20-CCC3- Do you deal only or mostly in cash in your business?

Do you issue an invoice to every client every week or each month?

good.

the CRA is renewing interest in its snitch line because it seems people who dealt in cash and did not submit a true income tax return then claimed the CERB as well.

if you know someone like that, one who took cash from a lot of clients then maybe they should not have claimed CERB.

you can check out companies who solicit cash without an invoice with HST. You can check if their published company name is legally registered. If they registered to remit hst.

example…several judges agreed I cannot name a Certain company. I checked. It is Not registered by that name with Ontario. It also did not purchase the required business permit in Aurora. It testified it had No business insurance. Just homeowners insurance. It has no hst number on its website.

it’s published price list does not declare “ plus HST” as is required by law.

now that business likely takes All cash, remits no tax.

how to prove it? No need. That’s what the snitch line is for.

and if it turns out judges have been ordering me to NEVER report a tax cheat… well, I’d be upset. I’d say In my lawsuit that the court colluded to protect that owner from being reported as a tax cheat. But the snitch line is anonymous. I can say that name all day long anonymously and I’ll never be breached!

1. Overview

If you suspect a person, business or charity of tax or benefit cheating in Canada, report them to the Canada Revenue Agency (CRA) by submitting a lead to the Leads Program. If your information is related to Canadians cheating taxes internationally, you have to submit it under a different program, the Offshore Tax Informant Program.

How you make a difference

The CRA uses the information in your lead to make sure the tax system is fair for all Canadians. Your lead could also boost the actions the CRA is already taking to fight cheating. However, you will not receive feedback or updates after you submit a lead. This is because the CRA cannot disclose information about other persons. Furthermore, the CRA does not give monetary rewards for information about suspected cheating under the Leads Program. When you submit a lead, you are supporting your community and the programs and services we all rely on to improve quality of life in Canada.

2. What you need to know

Different types of cheating you can report:

  • not declaring all income
  • creating false expenses or tax deductions
  • taking cash “under the table”
  • not filing tax returns when required
  • setting up a fake business to claim losses and reduce taxes
  • businesses not remitting proper source deductions
  • falsely claiming tax benefits or credits
  • creating false or deceptive documents or records
  • charities making profits from non-charitable activities
  • individuals receiving the Canada Emergency Response Benefit (CERB) who do not meet the eligibility criteria
  • individuals receiving the Canada Emergency Student Benefit (CESB) who do not meet the eligibility criteria
  • businesses or charities that are misusing the Canada Emergency Wage Subsidy (CEWS)

Privacy

You will remain anonymous

When you report suspected tax or benefit cheating (by submitting a lead), you will not be asked to disclose personal information about yourself. The protection of personal information is important, and the CRA is committed to protecting your identity. This means that the CRA will do all it can, under the law, to protect your identity along with any information that suggests you submitted a lead. Accordingly, if asked to disclose that information under a formal Access to Information Act request or Privacy Act request, the CRA will claim an exemption from such disclosure under subparagraphs 16(1)(c)(ii) of the Access to Information Act and 22(1)(b)(ii) of the Privacy Act.

CRA’s use of information and documents

The information you provide is collected under the authority of federal tax and benefit laws, and it is protected under the confidentiality provisions of those laws, as well as by privacy laws that impose strict limits on what the CRA can disclose. The CRA may use the information you provide to make sure taxpayers meet their tax obligations and that claimants are entitled to benefits.

Process

When the CRA receives a lead (it must be in English or French), it will take these steps:

  • verify the identity of the suspected cheat
  • review the lead to determine if cheating occurred
  • take the appropriate action to address the specific type of cheating
“I’m a man of principle. Any money passed under the table would commit me to honour my obligations.”
“I’ve gotten plenty of table scraps but no one has ever given me money under the table.”

BL20-CCC2 – Spite Fence to rise again!

Bylaws were asked by me to get my neighbour to rebuild his retaining wall.

It was built in 1983 of used railway ties. It rotted and collapsed. Horizontal time backs meant to keep it upright were pulled up out of the ground as it slowly fell over.

Neighbour “repairs” collapsed wall
Neighbour “repairs” collapsed wall
Neighbour “repairs” collapsed wall

My neighbour, after 25 years of abuse by aiming his downspout AT THE WALL, and washing OUT his soil UNDER the wall onto my land, figures twine and cat tie downs to be the correct repair.

So, I will have to straighten it myself.

BUT, I will be doing it OUT OF SPITE, only.

Yes, my very own spite wall!

BL20-CCC1 – Mount Rushmost To Be Named

Mount Rushmost


In a daring move, Joe Biden decreed. if elected, he would sign a bill re-naming it “Mount Rushmost“, and ensuring that EVERY president, past and present, is carved into the old Rushmore facade at a size befitting the good works performed. Several river rocks are …

… being interviewed. The chosen stone will be laser etched Wednesday and installed Monday at the very top of Mt. Rushmost.

If it does not blow away, it will be there for a generation of visitors to see from drone imagery.

BL20-CCC – For Clarity: I’m Being Taken Off-Line

While I know some of you will be quite upset, at least 3 of you… I am off this week for some serious elective surgery.

“They” say it will help me see life in “more real” terms. Clearer, less cluttered with abstract versions of reality.

At first, I could not a good look at what my Probation Officer wanted me to do..”assessment-wise”. You know, nudge-nudge-wink-wink, the judge orders the pest get “assessed” for his ability to be imprisoned.

Now, as if overnight, I have been set up for life-altering surgery. I’m not suggesting “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest” level electronic therapy, but they did tell me a laser capable of slicing out one cell thick layers of protoplasm was to be used.

And being as how it is the Attorney General who is involved, many other sufferers must have been bumped so I could be cleared up.

What they intend to slice into is really my “portal to my universe”. If they can clear up that massive pink organ so I see straight enough for court, I will be pleased.

For obvious reasons I do not wish to blog off half-cocked. I need to be firing on all cylinders. I will be seen less often here, but the other authors may entertain you.

I will have one last supper, and then adjust my attitude for surgery. I want to see and be seen as clear, centered and without any stigmas left at all, fully a-stigma-tic is what I shall be. Ready for a fair shake, to see and be seen in court when it comes to facing up too charges as a “normally sighted” person. I must see the world in a better “way” they say.

🎶Fortunately, I have the key to escape reality so if you see me tonight with an illegal smile, (It don’t cost very much, but it lasts a long while)
Won’t you please tell “the man” I didn’t kill anyone, no, I’m just tryin’ to have me some fun.

I may not be here all week…so try the veal NOW!

🎤 drop.

BL20-🥓9T9 – Silly cop tricks

Check out this story from TMZ State Trooper Who Ripped Mask Off Man Videotaping Traffic Stop Fired

https://youtu.be/3wdCh14lwuQ

http://www.tmz.com/2020/08/15/state-trooper-mask-incident-videotaping-traffic-stop-fired Download the TMZ app for iPhone https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/tmz/id299948601?mt=8

 

or on Youtube:  https://youtu.be/3wdCh14lwuQ

 

https://youtu.be/3wdCh14lwuQ

BL20-🥓9T8️⃣ – Perspective. Why millennials complain…

be thankful.

BL20-🥓9T🕑 – How House Arrest Exceeds The “Trauma” of Prison FOUR TIMES

The judiciary rank house arrest as being  four times as onerous as prison… for good and valuable reasons!

IF I was in prison, at LEAST I would get:

Follow along at: canada minimum time out of cell

A minimum of 4 hours OUT of my cell… I get ZERO

Exercise yard… NOPE!

Recreation, CULTURAL events, self-help groups…..

I get NOTHING helpful.

When your wife is divorcing you and dropping being your surety, you are on your own, no meals, no laundry, no shopping…

NO NOTHING!

I get NONE of these….

Case Preparation for Release

There are various forms of release to the community. Some release decisions are granted by the warden of the institution and others are based on decisions by the Parole Board of Canada. Releases include:

  • Temporary Absences
  • Work Releases
  • Day Parole
  • Full Parole
  • Statutory Release
  • Long-Term Supervision Order

Before being considered for release, the inmate must prepare a detailed release plan. This includes information about where he/she would like to be released, the support network he/ she has available, employment or education plans, as well as intended leisure activities.

Risk of re-offending is assessed and a strategy for the offender’s transition to the community is developed. The institutional Parole Officer and the community Parole Officer work together with the inmate to create a viable plan. After gathering the necessary information, the Parole Officer prepares the required documents. Either a positive or a negative recommendation is sent to the Parole Board of Canada for decisions under its authority.

In any inmate-related decision, CSC takes into account the protection of society, including any victims, as paramount for consideration.

BL20-🥓9T🩱- I still have an RBC Bank account! My $.02 worth!

So, my complaint to the Banking Ombudsman for Canada worked!

My 2 previous banks honoured a FAXED garnishment to Head Office when the law DEMANDS service at the Branch where the funds are held.

BUT, RBC is able to know the law despite Gwendolyn Adrian.

Cheers! To RBC! R-eally B-eing C-anadian!

RBC = R-etain B-ob’s C-ash!

I finally found a bank with morals, ethics, with a copy of the law.

EVERYONE should switch to RBC, this is a bank who cares!

 

THESE are my buddies.. even though they got robbed….

https://www.yorkregion.com/news-story/1433275-man-robs-aurora-rbc-branch/

 

I first thought these two were great… I was wrong…

BUT

Then I saw this…..

WOMEN at RBC RULE!

 

SHHHHHH… don’t tell anyone!

 

These are the INFLUENTIAL women in MY life now.

 

 

BL20-🥓⛴🥓- Judge takes over jobs of others. Was ordered to stop doing that.

In 2018 a judge personal tracked down and arrested a woman who made noise in the hallway.

I guess he was unhappy with police and crowns.

He has resigned now.

Just do your OWN job. Leave arrests for cops trained in that,

 

 

BL20-🥓8️⃣T⛴- Cop chases car into a ditch, gets put, shots black driver in face…charged with murder

by now, one could expect cops would have seen a pattern.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/15/us/georgia-state-patrol-trooper-murder-black-man-trnd/index.html

if they murder someone, they get arrested.

so if a cop FIRST shoots a man in the face, what was the intent? To ruin his looks?

if the second amendment guarantees gun ownership, could they amend for some mandatory training?

BL20-🥓91 Announcing – USA announces Courier’in ©️™️ Voting consortium of Fedex/UPS/DHL to drop off and pick up ballots

The U.S. election is ON again, despite the post office removing drop off boxes and selling sortation gear.

Yesterday…..it was announced by the Senate…

Feds: USPPS “PollPaks™©️ Solve Voting Irregularities not involving the digestive tract.”

The entire same day courier industry and Amazon+ will be banded together as “USPPS” – The United States Poll Package Service..”The PeePees ” for short.) .and will now drop off fuzzy carton cube shaped ballots, aka a PollPak™©️, individually the week of October 15, and will automatically schedule the “return for credit” item pickup the week of October 22.

The 6 soft, fuzzy sides of every carton carry bar codes for indicating your vote. Just use the included Sharpie to obliterate, redact, or obfuscate the barcode naming who you voted AGAINST. (White supremacists are issued white cover up robing stickers),,, Every bar code remaining visible will then register as it is tossed inside, as JUST one vote, with the unique I-ntelligently P-olled address, or IP Address for short.

Every vote INCLUDES the universe-unique IP ADDRESS of the voter. Solid evidence of a legal ballot.

For the confused, just toss the code/die up to hit the ceiling and drop… whatever barcode is UP, wins… just alter our reality with the Trump-branded “Sharpie-out” and blacken out (Nazis can stick on the white robing labels over top of) the other 5 sides and leave the fuzzy dice hanging off the front door knob. Turn on your disco ball and dance the night away with the enclosed Champagne taster!

Amazon ALONE handles 1,600,000 HUGE packages a day, 306 PER SECOND…1% of the total number of U.S. voters... the Election needs just 100 times that. It’s tiny… each voter can buy a PollPak™©️ for the price of two stamps… about USD $1. Amazon’s standard ordering systems take over and the ballot arrives next day by 9 pm.

 

Results: No more polling scandals… Votes Counted When Placed Inside Van

The newly named con-SORT-ium USPPS, aka “peeps” or the ”FedUps”, will register a vote as soon as the “PollPak” ™©️ comes on board, example: by scanning back the BIDEN barcode, just because the 17 X’s were written across TRUMP, the voting results start rolling (literally) in while the ballot is still in the truck. An “X” obscuring Biden counts as a Trump vote. November 3 is the big reveal, and by 9 pm the results letters are all in voters’ hands (offering 15% off your next order of USPPS stamps to pay bills).

Trump Fights Back!

In response, Trump staffers displayed THEIR new ballots…. a brand new GM car, (137,000,000 were ordered from Trump Motors) … the “Pontiac Pollisienne” and he declared one must be delivered by USPPS trucks to each voter, the voter picks his candidate by leaving the gear selector EITHER  in

    • “D” for “Bi-D-en My Time”. Or in
    • “R”  for “BACK ‘ER UP OUT OF HERE…FULL SPEED T-R-UMP-R-EVERSE”.

The Pollisienne is then:

    • fuelled with one gallon, and
    • picked up by USPPS and
    • taken to the desert and
    • lined up 100 abreast at a time, for a mass remote start.

The Biden voting cars accelerate forward, passing celebrity poll captain Stevie Wonder, racing away downhill across the wide open desert, disappearing in dust storms…

…while the “T-R-ump-ReveRseRs” are counted by a staff of 100 as they calmly drop back one foot into a recycling shredder pit. Votes are weighed as dump trucks pass over exit scales en route to the smelter. 3,000 pounds equals one “Votrump” the new word for “ballot”

When the last engine stops being heard, all visible votes are counted and weighed. For Biden, they count the number of headlights Stevie reports glowing in the far distance, and they divide by two. Each “Votrump” is equal to 3,000 pounds of crap, errrr SCRAP….

The “TRUMP WINS” posters have been printed, are set for November three delivery.

 

Related: The Same Day Courier Con-SORT-ium, FedUps, declared bankruptcy and was purchased as a gift for Eric to run from his bedroom.

BL20-🥓⛴📐- truly heroine cop

Check out this story from TMZ Cop Saves Man Stuck on Train Tracks in Wheelchair with Seconds to Spare

http://www.tmz.com/2020/08/13/cop-saves-man-wheelchair-stuck-train-tracks Download the TMZ app for iPhone https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/tmz/id299948601?mt=8j

 

BL20-🥓8️⃣T⛴-Forget that: I’ve tasted Sweet Freedom! I was hacked.

This is what I Really Posted… until one of my minions played a trick on me. They love their clever little tricks.

 

There are many contributors here, they can edit even my stories.

One thought he/she could get me arrested if there were changed subtle things in my last innocent  post.

if he got one of the ladies to screen grab it for Ms Bentham….I would be turning on a spit in Lindsay.

 

Quoting MY first version saved in the cloud. Believe me, it’s the truth.

 

I had to speak to my Probation Officer today.

Great guy. Flexible. Understanding. Fast decision maker.

I was overdue for a B12 shot. First need since before Probation..

They give them free in the Trinity Medical branch inside Loblaws in the Costco plaza.

And I needed a top up. I was losing my edge. Actually I lost the Audi, if I lose the Edge I’m relegated to the Vette.

I know my PO lets me go on my own as the order says I can whenever needed.

i phone and explain as clinically as I can, as truthfully as I can.

the approval was set.

Me: When I go to Costco plaza for a B12 shot, can I buy paper towels since they force us all to walk through the groceries to get to the clinic?

He: NO! You would need you another permission letter.

Me: Great, I’m not feeling lucky. well, f I need blood tests, Is it the same deal as last time, I can stop at the lab??

He: Of course, same deal, same terms.

Right about here I figure I can tell him I’m gigging tonight!

Me: Tonight I go do a brewery?

he: Sure, if that’s work for you.

Me: if they had a bar, could I drink a beer?

He: You can drink the entire $150.00 fee ALL in beer if you like.

me: if they have music, can I sit and watch?

he: you can listen to it all night if you feel you need to photograph it!

me: Thanks! I will think of you!

he: that would be a nice start. Go fill your camera.

Wanna see my dog?

 

and I swear that is what I wrote. I cannot say here how or which contributor took Lou’s photo. Secrets!

i CAN tell you I took this one…

 

https://photos.app.goo.gl/jjwKba2y5ZR7J9ME9

 

 

 

BL20-🥓8️⃣T🧆- I’ve tasted Sweet Freedom!

I had to speak to Probation today. Great guy. Flexible. Understanding. Fast decision maker.

I was overdue for a B00001100 shot. First I’ve needed since before Probation.

I prefer red cells, BTW, if I get a choice.
My Docs tell me my brain functions better with red blood..and B00001100..When it is under unusual stress

They give the shots free, just pay the taxes, free in the Costco plaza. And I needed paper towels.

Ssssssoooooo I’m thinking, maybe my PO can be convinced to let me go. It’s a long shot.

I phone and explain as clinically as I can, as truthfully as I can. I hate to lie. There, I’m over it.

We chat….easy stuff….but the hook was set.

Me: May I go to Costco plaza for a B00001100 shot?

He: Sure, you want another permission letter?

Me: No need, I’m feeling lucky. Is it the same deal as last time that if I can get them to give me permission to go to a vampire for tests, can I go there as well?

He: Of course, same deal, same terms.

Right about here I figure I can get him to OK anything!

Me: Can I go to a brewery?

he: Sure, if that works for you.

Me: if they had a bar, could I drink a beer?

He: You can drink $150.00 ALL in beer if you like.

Me: if they have music, can I sit and watch?

He: you can listen to it all night if you feel you need to!

Me: Thanks! I will think of you!

He: that would be a nice start. Go fill your boots!

Don’t tell anyone. They may know a cop.

 

It was fantastic!

BL20-091 – How Effective is a Street View virtual tour?

I am often asked to prove that $150 for a virtual tour will get paid back in business.

Fact: People love virtual tours over simple flat photography because they can look since without GOING inside.

People prefer to check out how a place looks without the embarrassment if opening the door and having to tun around and leave.

So, compare “Vintage Spice”, “Artisan”, and “Aqua” with “Aw Shucks” and Adamson’s BBQ”…Same street, same block… on Google Maps.

Which restaurant can prove to you what it looks like now inside?

A small ad in the Banner is $800.00, and if EVERY last human being in AURORA only read your ad on WEEK, it cost you 1.5 cents per view. Then it lines litter boxes.

6 Street View photos in a virtual tour cost $150.00 and reach millions FOREVER around the world…

That would cost Green Basil $150 and that is 4/100 of a cent.

“25 views for a penny” instead of “⅔ of a view for a penny”

Street View works for one fee 24/7/365 forever. Your virtual tour is free forever once it is posted.

Show people TODAY what your COVID prevention plan has done inside your business. Make them feel you are making it as safe as possible,