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Business Web Site Development 101

BL20-100 – Is This The Apocalypse?, or, Should I Bother Trying To Save My Business?

As another part of my duty to help fellow businessmen survive these trying times, I am doubling up on the “Daily Tips” for my subscribers and you also get it free.

May 31, 2020 – Subscribers’ Tip ‘o’ The Day

I swear the following is true…. I signed my own affidavit.

When you’re down, even troubled, and you need a helping hand with COVID-19 web sales… remember!

There is NOTHING that cannot be sold to an American.

So, sit down and think globally instead of locally… how do I word an ad so my pathetic product SOUNDS like it is good for something when it is absolutely useless at doing anything.

On CNN, normally NOT doing FOX News type promotions, they had 2 commercials in a row that made me say “What?”

#1 was for some magic support socks. Now, so far so good. Except, the particular feature of the support socks, get this, is that they are easier to put on than the competition.

AND, of course, being looser… they provide superior ankle support while exercising on the next item.

Soak that in. Mush it around. Get it yet?

“Our tight socks are the loosest on the market!

OK, soaked in? You were just brainwashed to think that the worst thing about these compression socks, their looseness, makes them better than the tighter socks,

“Our compression socks are better, and you should buy them, because OURS don’t fit as tight as those other TIGHT ones you tried.”

I cannot make that any better. BUT, the next commercial was…..

60uP.com announces

“Seniors! Jump up on this chintzy, plastic mini-teeter totter and improve your brain!”

I swear, this is true.

Unlike me, who tells his 96 year old mother…”you will die when I take you out behind the barn!” when she breaks a hip while break dancing.

Yet, here, a clever advertiser is pitching the advantages of early, home-based, non-invasive bone density testing for grandpa.

Their theory is that by rocking left and right, and not falling off, you will “reprogram” your brain’s connections to your leg muscles…so you become less unbalanced.

Comes with a special clip to hold your cane while brain training. It should be a clip for your brain, since you obviously have no use for it for the next 10 minutes.

Now. pretend a moment you are Lloyd’s of London… do you take on their liability coverage?

YES! Why? Well, Lloyd’s never pays off anyway, so… why not take their premiums?

OK, so look at the worst attributes of whatever you’re selling (and you’re reading MINE) and now turn that frown upside down!

Move to the States, manufacture in China, ship cheap with USPS.

Snoops, you got an opinion on this one?

You heard it here first.

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Business Web Site Development 101

BL20-099 – The Importance of a Memorable Logo For Your Web Site

Note: Those of you on the paid service will notice I used the normal post numbering scheme and not the one for subscribers. This is called “free sampling”.

You will recall my site logo… This one…

And why is this logo memorable?

Answer: Because you just said you recalled it! That’s the power of suggestion from PS20-034 – Suggestions? You want some of me?

But seriously, it’s because I am very fat and I have no ass and a very tiny dick. And I have monocular vision due to cataracts. I’m chinless since birth, bald since 19, and my tongue was excised and my mouth was sewn over in the last Recognizance of Bail. I feed through my gills. And I have no idea how to match colours in my wardrobe. It is not a rainbow flag, it’s my closet.

You can now never unread that, and you will always remember my logo.

Now, let’s say, instead, you’re quite a popular global novel virus and you want to do a little extra to be remembered by everyone.

Do you chose:

1. The Dildo from Etsy
  1. The popular one that looks like a hand knitted dildo, or
  2. The one that makes sense by actually LOOKING like a virus

’nuff said… be whatever you want, but be memorable.

If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything!

Letterkenny, Wayne: Season 8 #2

Stand up for truth in logos! Don’t fall for COVID-19….

… is advice worth twice what you paid for it!

See what I did there?

BTW, a lot of you have expressed various stages of impecuniosity. So, Bob Lepp & Ass. hereby waives your June payment. Just pay the 50% late payment interest fee in July. And Peg tells me I should not call her an Ass., since she has always been an Assoc.

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Business Web Site Development 101

BL20-098 – Imbedding Video In Your Post To Attract New Clients

The easiest way in WordPress is to simply copy/paste the URL link and wrap some words around it to make it obvious what the link will reveal.

So, let’s say you find a great documentary about your business or your interests to share. Just go in your browser to watch the video and copy the URL from the “combo box” at the top. Usually block it with your mouse, then right-click and select “copy”, come back to your posts and use right-click “paste”.

Example: Use Google to find all the TVOntario Documentaries and pick one. Then make up the words to tell people by clicking what they will see. As:

TV Ontario has done a great documentary on the high 72% rate of false or not guilty arrests in Ontario as compared to the Quebec or BC pre-charge screening approach. See it now by clicking on ==> https://www.tvo.org/video/documentaries/the-arrest-feature-version

Or, you can hide the actual URL “behind” your set as in:

CLICK >HERE< to view the Documentary: “The Arrest”

Or, you can create a button to be clicked, such as:

Or, if you need a Youtube shown, you can IMBED YOUTUBE in a special WordPress “block”…. here is the May 26, 2020 Council meeting from its beginning

You can imbed a video to start at any frame you want… so to see the tax bill deferment plans….click on the following clip

Action!

Next Lesson: How to make your own mini documentaries.

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Business Web Site Development 101

BL20-097 How To Build Excitement into Your Site

The next lesson is on Marketing your new site. How can you build anticipation and excitement in your viewers?

In lesson 7 you learned how to determine your IP Address. Go do that now and I’ll tell you how it can win you money!…

Welcome back!

OK, now to win $100.00, all you need to do is be one of the lucky IP addresses.

You have your IP address written out as 123.456.789.123

Add up the single digits, so 1+2+3+4 etc

If you end up with a 2 or 3 digit number, add those 2 or 3 together. Keep adding until you have a single digit from 1 to 9. So every IP Address in the world can be reduced to one digit 1-9.

So, that example above becomes 51, which becomes 6.

TODAY. May 29 only…If your number is 1, you win!

If your number is 1 AND one of the 4 sets of numbers is 249, you win double.

To collect your cash, just comment now to this post with how to get the money to you.

See? Exciting wasn’t it? And I got you back here again to read my blog.

You need eyeballs, lots of eyeballs, and you want them coming back often.

Next time: Imbedding videos and TV shows. Letting your customer SEE your business and its products in action.

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Business Web Site Development 101

BL20-096 – Study the Competition, Is Your Web Site Performing?

So your blog or web site is humming now. How is it performing?

It is up to you to check out your competition. Look for other web sites similar to your own. It need not have the identical focus. Just look for other sites you can learn from. Stay local if you can.

This Globe article one is about an Aurora politics site: https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/aurora-torontos-most-dysfunctional-suburb/article4289479/

From that article, find “Our Town and Its Business,” then go check it out. Learn from it.

What is the style of writing? of topics?

Then go on and find more sites that are similar to what you imagine for yourself.

 Toronto’s most dysfunctional suburb

An 80-year-old councillor with a robust set of lungs, Evelyn Buck has become the mayor’s implacable foe.KEVIN VAN PAASSEN

IVOR TOSSELL PUBLISHED OCTOBER 16, 2009 UPDATED MAY 1, 2018 PUBLISHED OCTOBER 16, 2009 

Perched on Yonge Street, about 40 kilometres north of Toronto, Aurora is perhaps best known for being home to the Stronach family, who rule over the auto-parts company Magna and whose daughter, Belinda, once represented the riding in Ottawa.

On first blush, this town of 50,000 seems decorous, right down to its gingerbready GO station. Locals have a habit of badging each other with labels like “20-year resident” or “50-year resident.” Adults sing along to Jerusalem at a concert in a local park, sometimes led by the mayor herself. In a nod to its Asian residents, the city has allowed them to remove numbers they deem unlucky from their addresses.

But behind this courtly setting is a political vortex of loathing and retribution, a sterling example of urban politics at their most dysfunctional: An integrity commissioner fired. Accusations of slander, conspiracy and harassment. Angry, anonymous ads popping up in the local newspaper. At the heart of this conflict is an 80-year-old politician, who one leading counterpart suggested should be checked for Mad Cow disease after she took to a combative form of blogging.

What on earth happened in Aurora?

The first thing to know about Aurora is that it’s not Vaughan.

Unlike that sprawling, scandal-plagued city – its image tarnished by questions over expenditures and conflicts of interest – everything in Aurora is smaller, prettier and more personal.

An election in 2006 brought changes to the clubby old ways. In a tight three-way race, Ms. Morris – then a town councillor – upset the incumbent, Tim Jones, who’d held the job for 12 years. A long-time backer of MP Stronach, Mr. Jones also had the endorsement of her auto magnate father, Frank.

Mayor Morris – Phyllis to most everyone – had made a name for herself during the campaign as an environmentalist. With a sing-song, Shropshire accent that vibrates with nervous energy, she took power with promises of decorum. “Many of us don’t see it as a blood-sport,” she says, “We see it as a public service.”

From the outside, at least, things seemed to be going well. The New York Times sent a writer up to report on Ms. Morris’s quest to legalize backyard laundry lines. (To this day, people keep sending clothes-pegs to her office.) She also brought in a code of conduct in 2007 that required councillors to “accurately and adequately communicate the attitudes and decisions of council, even if they disagree with the majority of council” and forbade them to publically disparage town staff.

Rancour ensued, the council splitting into pro- and anti-mayor groups with the mayor’s side holding a majority.

“The level of hostility and animosity has been present from the very first day,” says Alison Collins-Mrakas, one of the new councillors at odds with the mayor.

Closed-door council meetings were marked with “cursing and screaming” says Grace Marsh, another rookie councillor who found herself on the wrong side of the majority.

Some councillors also didn’t seem interested in staff advice they didn’t agree with. In one instance, they overruled the advice of their chief planner during a road-paving project, and spent tens of thousands of dollars improving the driveways of well-organized ratepayers. The town was upgrading the street from suburban to city standards, lowering the levels of the road and making for awkward access to driveways.

Bureaucrats would find their judgment being questioned in public council meetings. Ms. Marsh – herself a former town employee of 10 years – says she saw city staff being berated at closed-door meetings. Council members – though not the mayor herself – were “calling people stupid, [saying] ‘You’re an idiot, you don’t know how to do your job.’ I had staff members calling me in tears,” she says.

Since the council took office, all but two of the town’s top tier of public servants have retired, left for other municipalities or were terminated.

Ms. Morris denies the charges of discord. She says the staff turnover is on par with previous administrations.

“You can’t keep everyone forever, but you can make it [look]ugly if you want to.”

In June, 2008, Ms. Marsh resigned in disgust, and rather than have the town pay for another by-election, Ms. Morris led council to appoint a runner-up from the last election – who became a loyal ally. The decision divided council even further.

“I often feel that it’s difficult to have any constructive or rational debate,” says Ms. Collins-Mrakas, an academic by trade. “If you take a position, it’s all very personal.”

But it was the new council’s lone elder voice who really roiled the water.

Sitting on her back porch in one of Aurora’s twisty, low-slung 1950s suburbs, cradling her silver-tipped cane between her legs, Ms. Buck lets out a hoot. At 80, she’s been in politics longer than many constituents have been alive, even having been mayor herself in the mid-seventies.

“Politicians, by their nature, are congenial people. They want to be liked,” muses Ms. Buck in her thick Scottish accent, shaking her head. “This council is an aberration.”

First elected in 1967, she’s known for having encyclopedic knowledge of the town and the lungs to vent it. She’s known for being ornery, having once whacked a fellow councillor, a newspaper proprietor, over the head with a rolled-up copy of his own publication. (All was soon forgiven, though Phyllis Morris was appalled.) And more recently, she’s famous for bringing city hall into a legal morass.

From the get-go, a member of the mayor’s faction expressed dislike of Ms. Buck – her polarizing style and her cantankerous approach. One was an e-mail from a mayor’s ally sent to the council that advocated that Ms. Buck be checked for Mad Cow disease. In another email, the same councillor called Ms. Buck a “jack ass” – followed by eleven exclamation marks.

In the meantime, Ms. Buck felt she was being shut out of discussions, constantly interrupted, her motions largely ignored.

“I said,” she recalls, “if they won’t give me a role, I’ll create a new role for myself.”

So, in the spring of 2007, she started a blog.

Entitled “Our Town and Its Business,” with a picture of a smiling Ms. Buck in the margin, it was at first more opaque than incendiary, full of writing that alludes slyly to incidents and avoids naming names. (Still, she hadn’t gotten six months in before calling her own nephew “abysmally bloody ignorant.”) One of Ms. Buck’s postings in November, 2007, which attacked council for the road upgrades, especially raised hackles.

“Do I take exception to mine and my neighbours’ tax money being spent that way? Damn right, I do,” she wrote. “Had I voted for that, I would have been in breach of trust to the people who elected me. Malfeasance is the term used in the Oath of Office.”

Ms. Buck also used the old media, filling countless column-inches of local newspapers with critical commentary. (Among her many topics: How much money was the town spending on outside lawyers?) “It was always my primary role anyway to keep people informed of what the issues were and what my position was,” she says. “I don’t believe in being shy or backward about telling people what I think. A lot of people like you to tell them what they think.”

It was enough to drive the majority on the council to distraction. And it put Ms. Buck’s candour at odds with the mayor’s desire for civility.

“What is difficult is if council has made a decision, and it’s time to move on then. The vote is over. You move on,” says the mayor.

Over the past summer, a nasty dispute erupted about how some remarks a citizen made before council were recorded in the meeting minutes. This led Ms. Buck to muse online about how the minutes could be “doctored.”

Having instituted a code of conduct and hired an integrity commissioner – respected ethicist David Nitkin – Ms. Morris handed him the first and last case he’d see: a formal complaint against Ms. Buck, broadly accusing her of maligning staff in public.

Exactly what that case was remains a mystery; the full complaint has never been released, nor has exactly what Ms. Buck is said to have said. A posting on the town website accused Ms. Buck of breaching the code of conduct in several places, including “unfounded and completely unmerited public criticism of staff” on her blog. A legal opinion was attached, though exactly which blog posts were thought to be troublesome, and why, were never specified.

Mr. Nitkin was not impressed by the complaint. He declined to be interviewed for this story, citing contractual obligations, but in a report he sent back to council, he slammed the complaint as “inappropriate in that the way in which it was crafted, politicized and communicated may be, and may be seen to be, wholly political.”

The next day, the mayor’s faction of council met in camera and voted to dismiss him. The remaining three councillors, sensing trouble from the e-mails flying around, stayed away. Within days, a senior bureaucrat in charge of keeping the town in line with provincial laws – who had joined the town six months earlier – abruptly retired.

“It’s unfortunate that Aurora would find itself – with all the good that’s going on in this town – even remotely being questioned for the simple fact that we’re trying to raise the bar of decorum and accountability,” says Ms. Morris.

The dismissal of Mr. Nitkin exacerbated the tension, bringing unfavourable media attention.

An anonymous blog, called Aurora Citizen, has become a hotbed of anger. Widely suspected to be run by a former councillor, perhaps with political ambitions of his or her own, its posts attract dozens of heated, nameless comments. Ms. Morris also finds herself facing a series of increasingly hostile ads that an anonymous group, calling itself the Aurora Coalition, has been printing in a local newspaper owned by a former councillor. One of them presented a statement of the town’s legal fees, tallying up hundreds of thousands spent on legal opinions, many relating to the code of conduct and Ms. Buck’s blog.

Ms. Buck has announced her intention to sue the mayor and most of council for libel, stemming from the affair. (Ms. Marsh is helping her set up a fund, and says she’s already accumulated thousands of dollars in donations.) Still, she will likely face a new integrity commissioner, and a new attempt to censure her.

Elections, which once brought hope for change to the city, are coming in 2010. Will the mayor run again?

“I hope to retain that commitment without having that light taken away. I have to believe that it’s the right thing to do. I have to believe it. I do believe it. As long as I have that commitment burning in me, I’ll continue to put myself up for office.”

Ms. Buck also sounded determined. “Oh yeah,” she said. “Unless I’m dead.”

Special to The Globe and Mail

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Business Web Site Development 101

BL20-094 – TVO is a model for others designing their new website

As you pick your new blog’s theme, consider TVO at https://www.tvo.org/video/documenting-wrongful-arrests
They chose a theme of investigations. And they keep at it.

It is important to be consistent and focused. Don’t attempt to be everything to everyone. Pick your theme, one you are passionate about.

Next: How to find ideas for articles on the theme you choose for your web site.

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Remote PC Support

BL20-093 – Remote PC (yours) Support

Let Team Bob help@!

So, it’s COVID-19 and you have a PC problem, but so many companies are not even answering their phones. What to do?

I can connect remotely to your PC, talk to you on the phone and I can guide you to the fix for your problem.

The cost to you is an hourly fee, adjusted for your ability to pay. If you’re rich, you pay the full hourly rate. If you’re retired like me its likely free if you can help me with some problem I am having.

I cannot fix hardware and if your PC is not able to run my remote support software, or you are not on the internet, then I likely cannot help. Except to recommend any Apple tablet or PC as being better than Windows… I am quite biased… about computers.

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Google Maps

BL20-091 – How Effective is a Street View virtual tour?

I am often asked to prove that $150 for a virtual tour will get paid back in business.

Fact: People love virtual tours over simple flat photography because they can look since without GOING inside.

People prefer to check out how a place looks without the embarrassment if opening the door and having to tun around and leave.

So, compare “Vintage Spice”, “Artisan”, and “Aqua” with “Aw Shucks” and Adamson’s BBQ”…Same street, same block… on Google Maps.

Which restaurant can prove to you what it looks like now inside?

A small ad in the Banner is $800.00, and if EVERY last human being in AURORA only read your ad on WEEK, it cost you 1.5 cents per view. Then it lines litter boxes.

6 Street View photos in a virtual tour cost $150.00 and reach millions FOREVER around the world…

That would cost Green Basil $150 and that is 4/100 of a cent.

“25 views for a penny” instead of “⅔ of a view for a penny”

Street View works for one fee 24/7/365 forever. Your virtual tour is free forever once it is posted.

Show people TODAY what your COVID prevention plan has done inside your business. Make them feel you are making it as safe as possible,

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Probation from a life of crime Web Site Development 101

BL20-092 – Lesson #13 – Developing A Web Site – The Wayback Machine

Those of you getting the private posts have already:

  • Found an ISP
  • Made up a catchy domain name
  • Chose WordPress as your web site and blog software
  • Created your theme for how your blog looks.
  • Learned the difference between a “post” and a “page”
  • You were asked to write your first post…. but stop now.

Before you write your first post in your new web site, you need to understand what the Wayback Machine is.

This is NOT to be confused with a normal Time Machine, which takes YOU forward and backward in time. Like when someone can tell ahead of time they are going to be arrested in 3 weeks.

No, the Wayback Machine takes ANYONE, and it takes THEM….. only one way … well, way back. And what it goes back IN is its immense set of copies of YOUR old and current web site records from YOUR new web site.

You know this if you once had a website back “in the day”. Say earlier this century. You got out of that candle making and sales business, you thought, but to the Wayback Machine…. your business has never left this world. Its flame burns, its heart beats still, and everyone can see it. And what it looked like as you updated it.

And what is there is your name, your old cell phone numbers back then and what email addresses you once used. And every claim you ever made in selling candles can be seen. So, if you claimed you were Golden Horseshoe Champion Candle Maker of 2004… that better have been true. Because TODAY, people can check both web sites, your old one and the annual Golden Horseshoe Candle Contest back to when it began. And you better have won that contest!

If you posted something almost 16 years ago even, say October 14, 2004…. that is still out there for people to copy/paste from.

Post the facts – just the provable facts

So, in your NEW web site … be sure you do not post something you DO NOT WANT out there FOREVER. You must assume your words are being copied by the Wayback Machine and anyone else with any kind of interest in your words. And of course, when other people click “Save as” on your web pages they keep personal copies of what you once posted.

Remember also, police know how to spell “Wayback” too. Because sometimes witnesses lie and their words as they appeared from 2004 forward can be verified. So, an accused person might ask the police to go way back and prove what was really posted. Or, a claim I make about a web site from 2004 can be verified by police. It should work both ways for me.

Let’s say a man goes to police and claims that back in 2017 I disparaged him online in my blog. And I decide to research HIS old web sites, and I find out from his old www.Scammed-Again.com that he made living of falsely accusing people if they did not pay a ransom, well, that would help me in outré.

So, to develop a safe web site, go now to the Wayback Machine and look up your old web site or the one you have today. Then, use the various snapshots to go back and see how your web site and business skills evolved over time.

Police and the Wayback Machine

BTW, should you post something police say they object to, but it is not quite the words you wrote…you can use the Wayback Machine to correct them.

And, keep in mind, because police can use it to look at what your website ONCE looked like, they need to prove when someone OTHER than the “Internet Archive” displayed it for them. It is hardly fair to print off a person’s 2004 web site TODAY, then tell the court YOU displayed that just last week.

I learned this the hard way, so don’t you do the same. Keep your posts factual and provable.

Now, go check your old websites on the Internet Archive, and be ready to think fast!

Next lesson: Graphics, photos, videos… how to show ’em off

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Canine Commons

Protected: Password is 5 digit case number nnnnn in 4911-998-20-nnnnn-00 March 4 arrest. DOCS are ready now….Bail Review Hearing May 22, 2020 9:30 am – Documents are here.

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Canine Commons

BL20-089 – cancelled – Request a Street View tour, pay at the Aurora Food Pantry

Let’s see if we can keep our neighbors fed during the pandemic.

Cancelled 5/20/20 due to lack of interest of the Pantry and no Aurora businesses of 500 offered had any interest.

How will you convince people it’s safe to come back inside your business?

Answer: Show them how you are handling health and cleanliness in your Google Maps Listing! Get a Street View tour linked to your business on Google Maps.


If you run a business, you know people will come back only if they see a safe place to visit. So get a virtual tour inside your shop so the world can see how clean you will be INSIDE without having to step inside.


Order a tour, pick the number of photos you need and I’ll calculate a cost that you can pay in food or cash at the Aurora Food Pantry. Once you’ve paid them I’ll activate the tour.


You must surely get more customers back more quickly, and, those who are hungry now get fed.


I can do one per day so get your request in to BobLepp at gmail dot com.

If you are short for cash or food right now, you can leave an IOU and get it paid off when your income improves.


The catch? None. But that’s just my opinion.


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Canine Commons

BL20-088 – Mayday! May 13, 2020: The Revival Of BLA

Your only authorized and active Street View photographer is now able to work during COVID-19.

There are a few “good” things that happen in emergencies… people find out what they REALLY are capable of.

The Court system in Ontario is operating some court rooms not ONLY paperless, but also People-less! They are using teleconferencing to have judgements made for emergencies such as incarcerations and bail reviews.

And, every business found out that, to survive, they need an internet “face” just to keep selling during such events. People have to know a business is open to some extent and what products and services they are providing.

And Street View on Google Maps lets any size of business show off how their business is adjusting INSIDE so people feel comfortable coming back.

Show the people how you have modified your business to stay safe. Give them a virtual tour inside your restaurant or bar and show them how social distancing will work in the near future.

Or, show them how you can build them a fence or do landscaping socially distanced,

And, there is no easier way to show EVERYTHING you have on the shelf now ready for purchase and delivery.

Check out Mike Caruso’s shop, you can see everything in the shelves.

To see the difference, check out the Artisan and Vintage Spice, two casual food spots near each other on Yonge Street.

Which one has more 360 degree imagery to show people what happens inside?

So, if you want to show your customers what they can come back to and how they will stay safe, have Bob shoot a virtual tour of YOUR business.

Prices start at $150. And if you cannot pay now, think “contra”. That’s where you buy a guy a beer and he puts your business on Google Maps Street View.

We are here to help our community recover. Anything you need, just ask,